June 2013
97 posts
so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
I got on tumblr at 7 pm then I just decided to go to bed so I turned off my computer and my lamp and now light is streaming through my widow and its 5:49 am ok.
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
If you have a heart you’ll re-
If you care reblog, if not keep scr-
It won’t make your blog ugly, if you re-
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
“i fucking hate you mom”
—said no black child that is still with us (via beyoncebeytwice)
“Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.”
—Johanna de Silentio (via taygrace)
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS
